The Breakup Boutique

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Tees

EXCLUSIVELY DELUSIONAL.
EXCLUSIVELY DELUSIONAL.
R 600.00
I AM THE RED FLAG.
I AM THE RED FLAG.
R 600.00
IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S YOU.
IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S YOU.
R 600.00
MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS DELUSION.
MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS DELUSION.
R 600.00
PREMATURELY EXCLUSIVE.
PREMATURELY EXCLUSIVE.
R 600.00
SITUATIONSHIP SURVIVOR.
SITUATIONSHIP SURVIVOR.
R 600.00
THE ICK WAS REAL.
THE ICK WAS REAL.
R 600.00
WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. RESPECTFULLY.
WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. RESPECTFULLY.
R 600.00

Hoodies

CASUALLY OBSESSED.
CASUALLY OBSESSED.
R 1,500.00
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE, PHYSICALLY HERE.
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE, PHYSICALLY HERE.
R 1,500.00
FUTURE FAKING SURVIVOR.
FUTURE FAKING SURVIVOR.
R 1,500.00
I FORGIVE YOU, BUT I AM KEEPING THE HOODIE.
I FORGIVE YOU, BUT I AM KEEPING THE HOODIE.
R 1,500.00
RECREATIONAL LOVE BOMBER.
RECREATIONAL LOVE BOMBER.
R 1,500.00

Totes

COMMITMENT SOLD SEPARATELY.
COMMITMENT SOLD SEPARATELY.
R 950.00
I SWIPED RIGHT FOR YOUR DOG.
I SWIPED RIGHT FOR YOUR DOG.
R 950.00
NOT THE SETTLING TYPE.
NOT THE SETTLING TYPE.
R 950.00